jerry accidentally walked into someone elses interview so he backtracked and pulled out his phone and just scrolled through it in the middle of the red carpet
does art imitate life? or does life imitate art?
why do americans start their school years in the middle of the year that makes no fucking sense
when else should you start school????
like a REGULAR HUMAN
WE START SCHOOL YEARS IN SEPTEMBER BECAUSE THAT’S THE END OF FARMING SEASON
CHILDREN USED TO HAVE TO HELP FAMILIES WITH CROPS AND SHIT
BUT NOW CHILD LABOR LAWS
AND WE’RE TOO LAZY TO CHANGE OKAY
Hogwarts starts in September
There you go.
The Hebrew name for God (יהוה) is closely linked to their word for “existence” and contains letters that are just breathing noises, and if you don’t think that’s the coolest thing ever then you’re probably not into theology or linguistics, and that’s kinda disappointing but I’ll let it slide.
fucking ground sprinkles what the fuck
What? You commoners don’t even have enough time to grind your own sprinkles?? Well, What do I have to lose?
I WILL DO IT
I WILL EAT THE COMMONERS SPRINKLES
THE OHSHC FANDOM TOOK OVER A POST FOR ONCE